LAZY F RANCH 
A Working Guest Ranch Adventure

Where YOU are one of the cowboys or cowgirls - 
right along with us! 
Clay Allen
P.O. Box 9
Smiley, Texas 78159
210-391-6378

DRIVING DIRECTIONS:

From San Antonio - Take US 87 toward Victoria. Go to Smiley Texas. At Yellow Blinking Light
in Smiley, continue on 87 toward Victoria for approx 4.5 miles. Look for FM 1116, turn left (only way
to turn). Go 1 mile (cross Sandies Creek bridge) and look for large white cattle guard on right that says
(LOS ARROYOS      LAZY F RANCH). Turn in and go to main house. Make yourself at home and
call me at 210-391-6378.

From Austin - Take US 183 to Luling (4 way stop at RR tracks). Continue straight on US 80 to
Nixon (to 4 way stop at US 87 - Dairy Queen and Tiger Tote). Turn left on US 87 toward Smiley and
Victoria. Go to Smiley Texas. At Yellow Blinking Light in Smiley, continue on 87 toward Victoria for
approx 4.5 miles. Look for FM 1116, turn left (only way to turn). Go 1 mile (cross Sandies Creek
bridge) and look for large white cattle guard on right that says (LOS ARROYOS      LAZY F
RANCH). Turn in and go to main house. Make yourself at home and call me at 210-391-6378.

From Houston - Take I-10 to US 183. Turn left on US 183 and go to Gonzales. Continue straight
on US 183 around Gonzales towards Cuero. Cross Guadalupe River Bridge and go 1 mile to “Y” at
US 183 and US 97 (to Nixon - there will be an old 2 story filling station and convenience store in the
“Y”). Turn right on US 97 and go 1 mile (cross bridge). Turn left on FM 1116 (only way to turn). Go
15.5 miles (you will pass through the town of Pilgrim). Look for large white cattle guard on left that says
(LOS ARROYOS      LAZY F RANCH). Turn in and go to main house. Make yourself at home and
call me at 210-391-6378. If you go to US 87, turn around and go
back 1 mile.

From Houston - Take US 59 to US 87 in Victoria.  Take US 59 from Houston to Victoria. Take Loop 463 to the right and go one quarter around Victoria to US 87. Take US 87 to Cuero being careful to turn left on US 87 at McDonalds across from the Exxon. 5 miles out of Cuero, you will cross the big iron Guadalupe River Bridge, remember to bear to the right at the "Y" and stay on US 87. When you pass through Westhoff, go 7 more miles. You will top a hill with a Sprint PCS telephone tower on the right. Cross both the big bridges and go 1/2 mile further to a sweeping left hand curve in US 87. In the curve is FM 1116 to Pilgrim and Gonzales. Turn right on FM 1116 (only way to turn). Go 1 mile and look for large white cattle guard on the right that says
(LOS ARROYOS      LAZY F RANCH). Turn in and go to main house. Make yourself at home and
call me at 210-391-6378. If you miss it and go to the town of Pilgrim, turn around and go back 2.5 miles.