LAZY F GUEST RANCH 
Where our guests are our cowboys, right along with us

A list of non-riding activities and services available
to all OVERNIGHT guests on the ranch.
Clay Allen
P.O. Box 9
Smiley, Texas 78159

GUESTS WHO COME FOR DAY RIDES ONLY
ARE NOT ENTITLED TO ANY ACTIVITES OR SERVICES LISTED BELOW


WE DO NOT PROVIDE ALCOHOL OR SOFT DRINKS

 
ALL WATER AT THE RANCH COMES FROM
THE CITY OF GONZALES WATER PLANT (best in Texas)

 

OFF-RANCH ACTIVITIES

 
Rodeo - Every Weekend in Gonzales
Cutting Horses - Calf Roping - Barrel Racing - Ranch Rodeos - Youth Rodeos - and special Rodeo events
Something every weekend - see the schedule - 18 miles fm Lazy F
Western Shopping South Texas Western Wear (18 mi) D&D Farm and Ranch (45 mi) Antiques - Gonzales (18 mi)
Historical Trips
Old Jail & Homes - Gonzales (18 mi) Goliad Battleground (50 mi) Alamo - San Antonio (60 mi)

ON-RANCH - NON-RIDING ACTIVITIES FOR "ROOM AND RIDE"
and  "JUST A ROOM" GUESTS ($$ means costs extra)
"Cowboy Up" (FULL RANCH guests) (included in stay of THIS # of DAYS)

UK Dart Board
Horseshoes
Pool Table
Hiking
Use of Lake Picnic Area
Fishing ($$) (3+ day stay)
Hunting ($$)
BBQ Pit and Firewood
Swimming Pool
Movie Room with video library (Star Wars to John Wayne)
Reading Library (Western and other)
Shooting Lessons ($$)(3+ day stay)
Roping Lessons (Not on Horseback) ($$) (3+ day stay)
Campfire Ribeye Steak BBQ on Haunted Hill (Not on Horseback) ($$)(5+ day stay)

THERE IS NO TV (you are on a beautiful ranch - get outside and enjoy it!!)

SERVICES AVAILABLE TO ALL OVERNIGHT GUESTS
Cost shown where applicable

Washer/Dryer ($5/load - Self Service //  $10/load if we do it)
Refrigerator for your alcohol or soft drinks
We provide tea, ice tea, coffee, and lemonade
Water at Guest Ranch comes from City of Gonzales Water Plant (best in Texas)
Linen (every 3 days)
Towels
Housekeeping
Desk computer connected to High Speed Internet - $10/Day (get account from Clay)
Wireless Internet for your Laptop - $20/day (see Clay to connect)
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